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Cute Pick Up Lines (Cheesy)

If you’re looking for soppy, pass me a bucket type openers, then take a look at the cute pick up lines listed below… Perfect ice breakers, these are far more likely to give you some success than the dirty pick up lines. Before proceeding, you might actually want to grab that bucket. 🙂

Cute Pick Up Lines

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(Ask her for the time) “9:15? So today is May 1, 2015, at 9:15pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams”
“Give a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and say to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die””
“Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”
As she’s leaving….”Hey aren’t you forgetting something?” Her: “What?” You: “Me!”
“Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.”
“Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?”
“Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.”
“Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.”
“I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case”
“I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.”
“I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?”
“I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.”
“I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness”
“I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.”
“I lost my rubber duck. Would you bathe with me instead?”
“I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you tonight?”
“I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”
“I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart”
“I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.”
“I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?”
“I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?”
“If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.”

Are these pick up lines a little too cute? Check out our dirty pick up lines instead, you won’t be disappointed 😉

“If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.”
“Most people like to watch the Superbowl ’cause it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you ’cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime”
“My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?”
“Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.”
“There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.”
“There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.”
“When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.”
“When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.”
“You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.”
“You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.”
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
“You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”
“You really shouldn’t wear make-up. You’re messing with perfection!”
“Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.”
“Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?”
“Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.”
“If you’re here, who’s running heaven?”
“Your presence makes me feel cuddly.”
“Where do you hide your halo?”
“Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.”
“Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.”
“If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’d see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!”
“You must be Halle Berry’s twin sister; the one they don’t talk about because she’s much more beautiful.”
“Do you have a band-aid(plaster)? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
“You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.”

Maybe you’re after something a little funnier? Check out these corny pick up lines instead.

“Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?”
“You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.”
“Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.”
“Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.”
“I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.”
“Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.”
“Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.”
“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.”
“I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.”
“It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.”
“God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.”
“This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; until I met you..”
“Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
“If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.”
“What time do you have to be back in heaven?”
“Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.”
“I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.”
“So, would you smile for me?”
“There are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye.”
“Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
“If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You” Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.”
“Hi, my friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.”
“Do you wear contacts?! (she says no…) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!”
“(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.”
“Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.”
“If I was your heart would you let me beat?”
“How does it feel? (she ask’s what); you say 2 be the only star in the sky Baby.”
“You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.”
“There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.”
“May I have the distinguished honour and privilege of sitting next to you?”
“Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops… you stole my heart”
“You: Can I borrow a quarter? Her: why? You: So I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.”
“My life is so sad and lonely (she asks why) because you’re not in it.”
“Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart.”
“I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.”
“I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?”
If you have any cute pick up lines that aren’t in our list then drop them in the comments and I’ll add them to the list guys.

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