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Corny Pick Up Lines

Whether you’re chatting for the first time on Tinder or you’ve walked up to a girl at a bar, these corny pick up lines are a great ice breaker so are sure to get a smile at the very least but hopefully lead on to a lot more! 🙂

Corny Pick Up Lines

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“A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.”
“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.”
“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling”
“Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.”
“Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect”
“Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”
“Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.”
“Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.”
“Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.”
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.”
“Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!”
“Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.”
“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
“Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.”
“Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.”
“Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.”
“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”
“Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”
“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”
“Are you busy tonight at 3:00am?”
“Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!”
“Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”
“Are you Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.”
“Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.”

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“Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”
“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
“Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”
“Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!”
“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers”
“Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!”
“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.”
“Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.”
“Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!”
“Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.”
“Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.”
“Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!”
“Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.”
“Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.”
“Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”
“Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.”
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!”
“Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and soak you up with a biscuit.”
“Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.”
“Baby, you’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s outta business.”
“Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!”
“Be unique and different, say yes.”
“Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Can I borrow your cell(mobile) phone? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
“Can I borrow your cell(mobile) phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
“Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.”
“Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”
“Can you give me a tour of your body?”
“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.”
“Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!”
“Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.”
“Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.”
“Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.”
“Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!”
“Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!”
“Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.”
“Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!”
“Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!”
“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”
“Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!”
“Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?”
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
“Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”
“Did you fart? ’cause you blew me away.”
“Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?”
“Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.”
“Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”

Don’t forget to check out our cute pick up lines too for the romantics amongst you 😉

“Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”
“Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!”
“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”
“Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?”
“Dinner first? No? Hey, if we’re gonna have sex I gotta eat!”
“Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.”
“Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.”
“Do you come here often?”
“Do you have a Band-Aid(plaster)? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
“Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”
“Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
“Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?”
“Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!”
“Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?”
“Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?”
“Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?”
“Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
“Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!”
“Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.”
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”
“Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.”
“Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.”
“Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.”
“Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.”
“Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)”
“Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.”
“Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.”
“Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.”
“Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)”
“Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?”
“Does it matter where here is if I’m there?”
“Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!”
“Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”
“Don’t sweat the petty things… pet the sweaty things!”
“Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.”
“Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?”
“Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)”
“Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?”
“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!”
“Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.”
“Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.”
“Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.”
“Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”
“Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.”
“For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”
“Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.”
“Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”
“Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you’re America’s Finest”
“Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!”
“Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw ya.”
“Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!”
“Girl, you remind me of The Hurtlocker, ’cause damn you’re the bomb!”
“Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!”
“Guy: I bet you’re a C-cup. Girl: How’d you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.”
“Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?”
“Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.”
“Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.”
“Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!”
“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
“Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?”
“Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?”
“Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back”
“Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.”
“Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.”
“Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?”
“Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?”
“Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.”
“Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!”
“Hey baby, I’d like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.”
“Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!”
“Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.”
“Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?”
“Hey I see your wearing clothes, I’m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.”
“Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?”
“Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!”
“Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.”
“Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.”
“Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?”
“Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.”
“Hey, I’m new in town.”
“Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?”
“Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?”
“Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.”
“Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is ‘no’), OK then, can we just practice?”
“Hi, I was just wondering? Do you wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?”
“Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?”
“Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far.”
“Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?”
“Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.”
“Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.”
“Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?”
“How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.”
“How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?”
“How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.”
“How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).”
“How was heaven when you left it?”
“I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?”
“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
“I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!”
“I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.”
“I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.”
“I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!”
“I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.”
“I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.”
“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
“I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.”
“I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.”
“I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.”
“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
“I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.”
“I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.”
“I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker” around with.”
“I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?”
“I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?”
“I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.”
“I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!”
“I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)”
“I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!”
“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!”
“I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup”
“I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.”
“I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.”
“I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.”
“I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!”
“I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?”
“I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”
“I love baseball so take me home baby!”
“I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
“I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!”
“I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
“I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.”
“I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.”
“I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!”
“I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?”
“I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?”
“I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.”
“I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“I sneezed because God blessed me with you.”
“I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”
“I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you…”
“I think my heart just lagged.”
“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
“I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!”
“I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.”
“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”
“I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.”
“I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.”
“I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.”
“I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!”
“I want to write a poem on your body with my lips”
“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
“I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen”
“I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?”
“I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.”
“I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.”
“I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.”
“I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.”
“I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.”
“I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.”
“I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.”
“I won’t give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.”
“I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!”
“I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”
“I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”
“I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?”
“I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?”
“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”
“I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!”
“I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.”
“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.”
“I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.”
“I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”
“I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.”
“I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.”
“I’m a burglar and I’m gonna smash your backdoor in.”
“I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!”
“I’m easy. Are you?”
“I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!”
“I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?”
“I’m like a power plant. It’s hard to turn me down and I can turn you on”
“I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“I’m not Asian but I’ll still eat your cat.”
“I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.”
“I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?”
“I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.”
“I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?”
“If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”
“If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”
“If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.”
“If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.”
“If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
“If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.”
“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.”
“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”
“If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!”
“If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…”
“If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”
“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
“If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.”
“If I was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.”
“If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
“If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.”
“If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.”
“If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?”
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
“If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.”
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard”
“If kisses were snowflakes, I”
“If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.”
“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
“If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.”
“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!”
“If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)”
“If women were trophies, you’d be first place!”
“If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.”
“If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
“If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.”
“If you were a booger I would pick you first.”
“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”
“If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.”
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
“If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.”
“If you were a steak you would be well done.”
“If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.”
“If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.”
“If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”
“If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!”
“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”
“If you were floor boards i would take out all the nails and screw you.”
“If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.”
“If you’re advertising, I’m buying!”
“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”
“If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.”
“Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”
“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
“Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.”
“Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?”
“Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!”
“Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?”
“Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!”
“Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!”
“Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.”
“Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.”
“Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.”
“Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!”
“Is your father Lil Caeser? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.”
“Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!””
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.”
“Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.”
“Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!”
“Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!”
“Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!”
“Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.”
“Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.”
“It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.”
“It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.”
“It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.”
“It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.”
“It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!”
“It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.”
“Just where do those legs of yours end?”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle”
“Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.”
“Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle”
“Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.”
“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”
“Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.”
“Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!”
“May I end this sentence with a proposition?”
“May I flirt with you?”
“Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.”
“Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.”
“Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.”
“Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.”
“My attraction to you is an inversed square law.”
“My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.”
“My bologna has a first name…”
“My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”
“My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
“My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!”
“My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.”
“My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?”
“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
“My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!”
“My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.”
“My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.”
“My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover.””
“My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.”
“Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!”
“No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.”
“Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.”
“Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!”
“Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.”
“Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.”
“Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!”
“People call me John, but you can call me tonight.”
“Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.”
“Put down that cupake… you’re sweet enough already.”
“Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”
“Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?”
“See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.”
“Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?”
“Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!”
“So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!”
“So what haven’t you been told tonight?”
“So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.”
“So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?”
“So, you must be the reason men fall in love.”
“Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!”
“Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!”
“Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!”
“Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.”
“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.”
“The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.”
“The name’s Bond, James Bond”
“The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”
“There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.”
“There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.”
“There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”
“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
“There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”
“There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”
“There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.”
“They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.”
“They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”
“This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.”
“This time next year let’s be laughing together.”
“Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?”
“Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.”
“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
“Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!”
“Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
“Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!”
“Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.”
“Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?”
“Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
“Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!”
“Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”
“Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.”
“Were do you hide your wings?”
“Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.”
“Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.”
“What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.”
“What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!”
“What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
“What time do you have to be back in heaven?”
“What’s on the menu? Me-n-U”
“What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!”
“What’s your sign”
“When God made you, he was showing off.”
“When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.”
“When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.”
“When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.”
“When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.”
“Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”
“Wow! Are those real?”
“You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.”
“You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”
“You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.”
“You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.”
“You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!”
“You are the reason men fall in love.”
“You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
“You better call Life Alert, ’cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.”
“You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”
“You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.”
“You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.”
“You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!”
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?”
“You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.”
“You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!”
“You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…”
“You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.”
“You look beautiful today, just like every other day.”
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
“You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.”
“You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”
“You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.”
“You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
“You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart”
“You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.”
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
“You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.”
“You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!”
“You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”
“You should be someone’s wife.”
“You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”
“You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.”
“You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.”
“You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.”
“You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.”
“You’re hotter than donut grease.”
“You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.”
“You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.”
“You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!”
“You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good”
“You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
“You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.”
“You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.”
“You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.”
“You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!”
“You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.'”
“Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.”
“Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”
“Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.”
“Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.”
“Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.”
“Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?”
(As she is leaving) “Hey aren’t you forgetting something?” (What?) “Me!”
(Ask a person for the time) “6:30? So today is July 4, 2010, at 6:30pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.”
(Excuse me?) “It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.”
(Hold out hand) “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”
(Look at her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!””
(Point at her butt) “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) “Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?”
(She asks you the time) “It’s two flirty and the date’s with you and me.”
(Take a photo of her) “I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like”
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) “Sorry, taking a bite out of crime.” [WHAT?] “Well it has to be illegal to look that good!”
You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

If you have any great corny pick up lines that we don’t already have then please pop them in the comments and I’ll be sure to add them to the list. 🙂

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